queer and loathing

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Duckie on the ground. Poor duckie.

Quarter eaten cakes look like Pac-Man

Snuggly kitties

Nice road line

etsy

Happy Forth of July to everyone! I had a really good weekend. I started it off on Friday going to a benefit for reel identities and afterwards barhopping a bit with Andy. Stopped by the Phoenix for the first time in my life. It was interesting. I imagine things get much crazier there but it wasn’t that late. There was a few guys in the back um, servicing each other and some other guy wondering around buck naked with an erection ordering drinks at the bar and starting conversation about his plants, but other than that it wasn’t unlike what I’ve seen in Rawhide - except they were a lot… closer.

Saturday I met up with a gay.com friend from Texas, Kerry, and got some lunch. I saw him out again Sunday night and we were heavily propositioned by this couple from Lafayette to join them in a four way. I passed. lol Besides, it was 3am and I was too sober to be having a conversation like that.

Sunday during the day I was working at Napoleon’s Itch and I bumped into some guy while trying to squeeze by him. He says: “Hi, I’m ****** and I’d like to fuck you.”

Wow. That’s forward.

I reply “Hi there, my name is Vincent”

To which his friend says “He’s drunk, he’s just kidding,”

“I know he is.” I say.

“No I’m not kidding.” he says.

“I know you’re not.” I reply, as I walk away.

Last night I was upstairs at Tropical Isle (a tacky straight bar on Bourbon Street) and this completely trashed guy that I met a year or so ago comes BOUNDING at me from behind and says “Hi, I’m James. What’s your name? Are you from here? I have a cripple crack addict downstairs waiting for me.” Now, I have no idea why he decided to walk over to me and start trying to work his “charm” on me. I don’t think he remembered that I met him early last October and crashed at his place because I got caught being out after curfew - which was a story unto itself. He was trashed then too. :)

So yeah, I had a pretty good weekend as far as getting hit on by total creeps and spending time with friends.

BTW, I’ve also added a few of my Dummer T-Shirts to Etsy. Not sure if I’ll actually sell anything, but it certainly seems cool.

Vincent needs

I’m stealing a meme from Julie: google the phrase :”your name needs” and post the first 10 results. Some are funny, some are eerily appropriate, some just take my mind off how badly this denim sling ITCHES.

Vincent needs to learn “broken French”

Vincent needs to get over his PTSD and act like a good watchdog.

Before going to Pops’ house Vincent needs to find a gun

Mr. Vincent needs help making nano particles

Vincent needs his own story in the piece so he’s not just a scary weird dude

Ugly Vincent needs trees.

The process of adopting another’s identity is not represented as a one-off con
trick: Vincent needs to be on continual guard.

St Vincent needs us in power

Vincent needs to get out more

Of course, there is no controlling the roster files, so Vincent needs to be smarter.

Can you hear me now?

The Verizon Guy can’t hear you now, so stop asking. He has a brain tumor that is close to his right ear:

Ironically, the tumor has put pressure on his auditory nerve and he is now unable to hear the reply when he asks “Can you hear me now?” Only a flashing light on the side of the cell phone lets him know a connection has been made and he can move a step to the left. From: bbspot.

Ok, so that was a joke. But anyway… the point of this post is to bring to light an observation I have just made while looking at cell phone deals. My name is Vincent and I am inexplicably attracted to Cellular Spokesmen. I’m adding the dad from the new Sprint Commercials to my list of Famous People I Can Boink With Permission From My Boyfriend.

I think the Nazi’s developed CSS

Ok, I have a confession to make. My name is Vincent and I am a Cascading Style Sheets retard. I’ve been sitting here for hours trying to come up with some cool new layouts for some sites using CSS positioning and it’s just turning into a collossal mess. Blocks are flying all over the place depending on what browser I’m using and what resolution I’m veiwing them at. Uhg. Separation of Content from Layout my ass. The only way it looks remotely consistant is if I use big ugly chunky blocks for everything and then it just looks consistantly like crap. Uhg. Damn you all to hell for using multiple browsers.