Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
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Stalker Schmalker, I’d hit it. I’m just sayin.
What’s more deranged… that this guy was stalking Uma Thurman’s (“What did you call it?”) boney ass or that I find him totally fuckable attractive? What can I do… he’s got it all — the glasses, the receding hairline, the nerdy little backpack.
If I were to send him my underwear in prison or something, would that make me a Stalker2?
While the question of his guilt was determined today (as charged!) the burning question on my mind is… do ya’ think he had lube in that bag?
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