Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
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For your listening pleasure, on this observed birthday of that guy named Jesus
John Denver & The Muppets : 12 Days of Christmas (The only version of this song that doesn’t suck)
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