I pretended you were Jesus you were just dying to save me. I stood beneath your window with my ukelele. I made a yard a playground just in case we had a baby. Now I’m crazy for you but not that crazy.
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flip-flops revisited
It has recently come to my attention that the presence of a bottle opener hidden within the sole of a flip-flop greatly decreases it’s overall repulsiveness to me.


















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