Queens are outraged.

Even if you have no interest in the site’s subject matter, pass by the “Behind The Website” blog to view the hundreds of negative comments people are leaving — I have yet to read a positive one.

PlanetOut and Mr. Wilson better seriously resolve the issues with chat, or this site will end up like bears at a drag show!

I don’t want to be a whiner like the rest of the bitches, but the changes absolutely suck in a very back way! I know im not cute or even hot, but the old chat allowed me to drool over the cute bois. -felipe in austin

you know LESBIANS use this site too and we are finding it to be entirely sexist and are again being put second to the gay men!

Where is the “Mannerisms” portion of the profile? You’ve replaced it with something about facial hair for the guys and now everyone thinks I have a soul patch and chops when I am clearly hairless!

Apparently on top of the above mentioned design flaws and general advert-whoredom, the user profiles on the site can no longer be set to ‘viewable only by members’ and are now being indexed by search engines, revealing private information across the interwebs. NOT a Good Thing(tm) when profiles contain information regarding anal sex preferences, HIV status and drug use.

Epic fail for gay.com.

Well, let’s just say it’s not my vote I’d have given him.

I need to go boil my eyes now.

But this is pretty genius:

Here is the original commercial:

I wish I would have seen this live, but Rock3rgyrl] has posted the clip on YouTube. How cool is it that Ferguson was all giddy and obviously a big fan of the show?

“Bitch please! That’s Tim Gunn!”

Funny stuff.

If not fabulous, as with Kenley in this challenge, at least laughably hideous.

Bitchy queens cutting hair, I can’t seem to get into; but sit a divas down at a sewing machine and I’m gonna Tivo it. There’s something about some scrawny malnourished waif of a human strutting down a three foot wide catwalk in tacky garments that brings out the gay in me. Plus, I like saying “garment.”

Garment. See?

I had to say something about this weeks auf’ing. Yes, Suede bugged the hell out of me, with his whole 3rd personishness and constant stories about his dead relatives giving him design tips, but he at least he wasn’t a delusional, egotistical, spoiled see-you-next-tuesday like this Kenley wench. This is one of the most obvious producer-made decisions the show’s had and if it wasn’t for the fact that the last 5 designers showed at Bryant Park anyway, I’d really be upset.

Whatever the hell Bryant Park is.

I was waiting for LL Cool J to pop Kenley in the mouth after she basically called Hip-Hop fashion foolish to his face. I mean, the whole oversized clothing thing IS foolishness but I would never tell LL that to his face, shit.

Even his MAMA said knock her out.

If it wasn’t for Sir Tim’s three pieced vested hotness I’m not sure I could have sat through this week’s awkward episode in one sitting, let alone twice. In slow motion.

While taking screenshots:

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I just spent the last couple hours sitting next to some guy in Omega, trying to seem interested but not crazy too-interested. He spent the last couple hours talking catty with his friend about people in the bar and making me laugh —to myself mostly, I probably wasn’t supposed to be listening to them, cause that’d be kind of eavesdropping and creepy-like. His friend totally busted me a few times and repeated a few comments for my benefit. That was a good sign, I think. I tried to interact, but I felt like a dork for some reason, so I didn’t say much.

The lights flickered. the bartender shouted “last call” and we wound up walking back down P Street in close proximity but not together, if you know what I mean. We talked a little during the walk, at Dupont Circle I turned right and they went left. I missed the train. and suddenly had to pee.

Real bad.

At this hour it was either Kramerbooks or Annie’s, since that’s all I know that’s open with a public restroom. I’m still boycotting Kramer’s so I decided on Annie’s.

I was alone so once I got to Annie’s I requested a seat at the bar rather than waste a four-top during the closing time rush.

Of course, I ended up getting a stool a few seats away from them. I heard his friend say “ask him if he missed his train”, but I was never spoken to. I just sat there eating my burger and fries, wishing I would have brought a book to occupy my mind or at least brought the nerve to tell him I missed the train myself.

Literally and figuratively.

I’m home, so I will now say goodnight.

Goodnight.

I hope she doesn’t die (dot com).

So.

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