queer and loathing

Am I the only person that sends more photos of my cats on grindr than photos of my junk?

Not sure what I find more of a turn off on grindr.. not wearing a shirt or wearing pleated pants.

I'm at Metro Cafe And Gourmet (Arlington, VA) http://t.co/oF4M4QT1

I hope Shirley Manson is fucking happy. #raining

The soup at @getcosi is so hot it melted my spoon. Yikes.

WTF is up with this weird trend where people are jogging, in motorized wheelchairs, walking their dogs, etc in the bicycle lane? GTFO

Ugh, photo slideshows on Xtube. Hate them.

Maybe I'll commit social suicide and stay in this weekend and watch nerdy documentaries by @textfiles

If you're offering, yes I'll take whipped cream.

RT @blandroid: I wanna see Topkeka, ka, ka. @nolageek

Hate this place. Go Mattie! (@ Cobalt w/ @p01jacobus @danhz) http://t.co/Ev5LzI90

I'm at Capital Bikeshare Thomas Circle (Washington, DC) http://t.co/DiUcLypu

I'm at Riding on a Capital Bikeshare (Washington, DC) http://t.co/u1BB2WfF

I just became the mayor of Riding on a Capital Bikeshare on @foursquare! http://t.co/RR5KwGuO

I'm at Starbucks (Arlington, VA) http://t.co/l7LnInCI

I guess @scruffapp's strategy is to make the free version as clumsy and naggy as possible so we'll pay their crazy subscription fee.

I must give props to BigDump again. Besides having a hilarious name, it saves my MySQL butt at least once a month. http://t.co/TQ5jJXFi

I'm at El Pollo Rico (Arlington, VA) http://t.co/IcvCjmDy

RT @mashable: For Robert Moog's 78th birthday, Google has created an epic Google Doodle to honor the electronic music pioneer - http://t ...

RT @pocahontasshole: Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Pricele ...

Ugh. Rain. Hates it.

RT @NotGaryBusey: Having a kid is like babysitting a drunk friend 24/7.

I cannot with this phone this afternoon.... all ringing an' shit. Geesh.

Head. It aches.

We get it, you're jogging with your dog and pushing a fancy racing baby stroller, but you don't need to do it in the bike lane.

Slut. RT @OMGFacts: Cleopatra was only 12 years old when she took her first lover.

So hungry. Where's Sally Struthers when I need her?

I must have accidentally closed my bedroom door behind me, I can hear Plato throwing himself against it. #needycat

Ask him for a damp washcloth. RT @blandroid: Damn, things get messy on the other side of the Potomac.

Steampunk Johnny Five is alive! http://t.co/oZHe1wzj

I think I've eaten more Lunchables this month than all of high school.

*checks watch* I haven't eaten in 10 hours.

Just leaving work. Ugh.

Is it still possible to get my @getglue user's checkin RSS feed?

Red Beans on Monday, like a good New Orleanian.