But it bears repeating…
Triple decker PB&J: THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
(Yes, that’s a glass of milk and a bottle of lube next to it. Don’t ask.)
Oh, that noise you just heard that sounded like me falling down the stairs?
That was me falling down the stairs.
It was just like a water slide, really — except replace the fiberglass slide with hardwood stairs, swap the the water with unbearable pain and instead of splashing down into a cool refreshing pool I landed on a portable air conditioner unit.
Stop laughing.
These are mostly stolen from the Facebook group “I’d do Keith Olbermann… If he asked” (No, I didn’t create it.)
