Um, no you may not? October 9, 2008 by nolageek 1 (3:06:06 PM) SeveredCoho: May I suffocate you? (3:06:21 PM) nolageek: what? (3:06:40 PM) nolageek: you need to work on your pick-up lines.
I do like his use of “may.” Good manners are always attractive.