What’s more deranged… that this guy was stalking Uma Thurman’s (“What did you call it?”) boney ass or that I find him totally fuckable attractive? What can I do… he’s got it all — the glasses, the receding hairline, the nerdy little backpack.
If I were to send him my underwear in prison or something, would that make me a Stalker2?
While the question of his guilt was determined today (as charged!) the burning question on my mind is… do ya’ think he had lube in that bag?
I wrinkled my nose when you mentioned the lube in the bag. You had me till then.
Ah, don’t you know when I saw him online…I knew exactly what you were thinking.
I found a guy for you on Flickr. He doesn’t have a receding hairline, but he wear glasses, is into computers and Dr. Who, and has pictures of his cats. :) My head screamed, “VINCENT!”
OMG you are TERRIBLE!!!!!!
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