Stalker Schmalker, I’d hit it. I’m just sayin.

8/05/2008

What’s more deranged… that this guy was stalking Uma Thurman’s (“What did you call it?”) boney ass or that I find him totally fuckable attractive? What can I do… he’s got it all — the glasses, the receding hairline, the nerdy little backpack.

If I were to send him my underwear in prison or something, would that make me a Stalker2?




While the question of his guilt was determined today (as charged!) the burning question on my mind is… do ya’ think he had lube in that bag?

There are 4 comments in this article:

  1. 8/05/2008Breezy say:

    I wrinkled my nose when you mentioned the lube in the bag. You had me till then.

  2. 9/05/2008jason say:

    Ah, don’t you know when I saw him online…I knew exactly what you were thinking.

  3. 11/05/2008Silly Monkey say:

    I found a guy for you on Flickr. He doesn’t have a receding hairline, but he wear glasses, is into computers and Dr. Who, and has pictures of his cats. :) My head screamed, “VINCENT!”

  4. 28/09/2009Debbie say:

    OMG you are TERRIBLE!!!!!!
    .-= Debbie´s last blog ..Sex (of course) What I like… =-.

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