Holy Pancake Auctioned On eBay
Woman Says Jesus Appeared On Breakfast

“Do I think that any nut will come along and pay a fortune for it like they did with the cheesecake or cheese sandwich? No, I hope not, because it really will eventually get really smelly and deteriorate,” Smith told WPBF.

Gov. Perdue asks crowd to ‘pray up a storm’
Drought is message from God to conserve better, governor says

A Governor leads a prayer vigil on the steps of the capitol, praying for rain.

What an asshole.