I’ve seen this ‘banned’ version of the “Relax” video a million times but never really watched it.
I absolutely had to have seen it when I was an impressionable 12 year old queerling, as it would explain a LOT. Am I alone in thinking Holly Johnson is totally cute in this thing?? in the suit… and the gays ripping his clothes off… and him riding the leather-daddy at the end?
Holy crap, I think it made me gay.
I need to excuse myself.

Bea Arthur would turn you on if she wore the right suit and tie, wouldn’t she? ;)
Was there a tamer version of this video? I recognize a few bits and pieces, but you’d think I’d remember the other stuff.