I just added a little feature called MonsterID that will generate a random monster image for you when you post a comment, using your e-mail address and some fancy logarithms or something. Say hello to mine: 
edit: Holy shit, These are so cute I’m gonna poop on myself. Check out This Post With Lots Of Comments to see some of the 8000+ possible combinations.
If this was some kind of cheap ploy to get a lot of comments, it’s working. On me, at least.
Hey, I like mine. It’s like a dead Xmas tree with four eyes. Now, here’s a question: will I get that same monster every time I comment? Let’s see. Oh, hey, what the fuck is up with the pirate talk filter?
How come so many people have that same yellow guy?
Did you realize when you put this monster thingy on that it was going to change your whole blog to pirate speak? Some of the past comments are hilarious, but I hope you never again intend to make a serious post. ;)
The yellow guy is apparently what is produced if you don’t put an e-mail address.
Oh, re: pirate talk: today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, duh.
Damn. Ye ole scallywag. I kind of enjoyed speakin’ like me pirate hat was on t’ tight. Fetch me spyglass.