Useless but cute.
I just added a little feature called MonsterID that will generate a random monster image for you when you post a comment, using your e-mail address and some fancy logarithms or something. Say hello to mine: 
edit: Holy shit, These are so cute I’m gonna poop on myself. Check out This Post With Lots Of Comments to see some of the 8000+ possible combinations.
![[ sturtle.com ]](http://queerandloathing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/blogroll/sturtle.png "sturtle.com")
September 19th, 2007 at 7:27 am
If this was some kind of cheap ploy to get a lot of comments, it’s working. On me, at least.
September 19th, 2007 at 7:29 am
Hey, I like mine. It’s like a dead Xmas tree with four eyes. Now, here’s a question: will I get that same monster every time I comment? Let’s see. Oh, hey, what the fuck is up with the pirate talk filter?
September 19th, 2007 at 8:26 am
How come so many people have that same yellow guy?
September 19th, 2007 at 9:19 am
Did you realize when you put this monster thingy on that it was going to change your whole blog to pirate speak? Some of the past comments are hilarious, but I hope you never again intend to make a serious post. ;)
September 19th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
The yellow guy is apparently what is produced if you don’t put an e-mail address.
Oh, re: pirate talk: today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, duh.
September 20th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Damn. Ye ole scallywag. I kind of enjoyed speakin’ like me pirate hat was on t’ tight. Fetch me spyglass.