The Smoking Gun has released the police report of the latest slimeball Republican Larry Craig who, after years of denying his closet queendom and fighting against LGBT rights has proven himself be to be yet another closeted, self-hating, Republican cock-sucker. (Literally)

According to the Airport Police Department report by Sgt. Dave“hottie cop”Karsnia, Craig, 62, appeared versed in the subtle signs of seeking a stall assignation, from under-the-divider hand motions to some furtive footsie. For his part, Craig denies engaging in lewd conduct and contends that Karsnia (pictured above left) misconstrued his actions.

“Misconstrued” his actions? He was peeping into the officer’s stall, tapping his foot, tapping THE OFFICER’S FOOT and making the international signal for “I want to suck your dick under the wall.”

Just so you understand what a cretin he is, while he’s been sucking dick in Airports he also:

* Voted YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
* Voted NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)
* Voted NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)
* Voted YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage. (Sep 1996)
* Voted NO on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation. (Sep 1996)

Larry Craig was also implicated in drugs and gay sex with minor pages scandal way back in 1982.

So, meanwhile creeps like this actually end up making US look bad, despite the fact that most of the guys that engage in this sort of thing are guys who are too conflicted internally that they have to hide in shadows, suck dick in toilets and appear super hetero and wholesome by making sure that Gay Couples Don’t Have Visitation Rights without jumping through legal hoops that our straight counterparts don’t.

What a cock-sucker. (Figuratively)

Just for shits and grins, has anyone seen the picture of Andy Dick’s um, dick that’s been leaked on Perez Hilton?

Pun intended.

I will freely admit that I think he’s totally cute since he got that mop of hair cut off his head.

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