EXCLUSIVE: (Paris) Hilton Calls Barbara Walters From Jail — ‘God Has Released Me’
Great, she found God but she can’t find her panties.
She ‘Was Severely Depressed and Felt as If I Was in a Cage,’
Guess what dipshit. It’s jail. IT IS A CAGE!
She thought she might get toy companies to build a kind of Paris Hilton playhouse, where sick children might come, and the toy companies could donate toys.
OMG. I can’t think of anything to say to that that doesn’t make me seeth with anger.
Really, I hate her.
Have you seen that music video of her in jail?
I heard that playhouse idea got scrapped when the architects showed her a model of it and she was all, “What is this? A playhouse for ANTS?”
/It’s only funny if you’ve seen “Zoolander.”
//Even then, not that funny.