So close, but yet so far….

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)
Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.
We call you “The Backrubber” because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating him nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you’d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You’d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn’t require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON’T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a man, and let things take their course. If he wants you, great. If not, that’s fine too.
Though you’re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you’ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.
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Your exact male opposite:
The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master
ALWAYS AVOID: The Loverboy (RGLM)
CONSIDER: The Playboy (RGSM)
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid – free online dating.
My profile name: : geek4geek
Hmmm….says I’m “The Slow Dancer”:
The “Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer”
(zzzzzzzzzzz)
“ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah (DBLM)
CONSIDER: The Gentleman (DGLM) or The Slow Dancer (DGLD)”
Just to confirm what we already suspected, I took the test and got “The Loverboy.” Run away! Run away!
Oh, I could just slap someone! I took that whole test only to be told, at the end, that my choices of words to describe myself weren’t ORIGINAL! Then they went on to describe what an adjective is. Duh. They said it must be words like “ambitious,” “curvy,” and “shy.” So I put those words in. ;o It still wouldn’t give me a damned answer!