queer and loathing

Bikes on busses

It was raining and I had already waited twenty-five lonely minutes at the stop for RiTA to pick me up. When she arrived and I saw there was no bus rack on the front, part of me that wanted to cry. The other part of me wanted to pick up my bike and throw it through the front window. The driver seeing the obvious look of disenchantment on my face (now dripping with rainwater) graciously offered to let me bring my bike on board.

“I’m not supposed to let you do this, baby.” She said.

But you did. Thank you.

Taylor Hicks and Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice

This is either the coolest thing ever or a sign of the Apocalypse. Either way, I’m downloading it.

Christmelicious

That is.. I don’t know what that is.

Alberto and C. Ray

While riding around today, Alberto and I happened upon the Mayor of New Orleans, Ray Nagin. I guess he IS still alive. Who could tell?

Alberto offered to pay for his coffee.

“No thanks, I get it comped here.” Nagin replied.

Sex Bomb - Tom Jones

Why do I love this song so much?