One student decided to ruin Christmas for everyone by mauling the school Christmas Tree. He was arrested & expelled. Enjoy.

One of the comments says: I was there he got his hand caught on the tree.he has had his little finger removed.His parents are now suing our now suing the school,where I am a maintenance worker.

John Denver & The Muppets : 12 Days of Christmas (The only version of this song that doesn’t suck)

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I totally get why people get all depressed around Christmas. There’s all this forced sense that we’re entitled to the proper amount of gumdrops, sleigh bells and merriment over the holidays, and when it doesn’t all culminate with a orgasmic white Christmas bukkake you feel like a total loser misfit toy.

I just wish it would stop raining so I could leave the house.