queer and loathing

Atari’s Adventure

Mad props to Ernie for posting this shockwave port of the Atari game Adventure. Wow. So many memories. My fingers made a b-line through the maze to get to the castle like I had played it yesturday. Very scary.

North American Hand Built Bicycle Show

Marty from bikeforums.net posted some cool pictures from the recent North American Hand Built Bicycle Show in Houston. No really, if any wants to get me a Vanilla Bicycle any time soon, I’m a a size 54.

Also from the forums, I present to you, the Greatest Site on the Internet.

Why do I see weird shit like this all the time?

I saw the coolest thing coming back from lunch. One of the courthouse sanitation people tripped on the sidewalk and got knocked out cold.

I passed just before and she was arguing with some guy, then I got about a block farther and I heard someone call out “Lawd! Call 911!” I turned around and she on her side in the dirt next to the sidewalk, not moving.

Of course I thought he hit her or something.

I get closer and not only is she not moving at all, but I can tell by his speech patterns that the guy is a little bit retarded. So now I’m, thinking “the retarded guy knifed her!”

Then, I get even closer and I hear people say she’s breathing. But, she unconsience and she’s face first in dirt. No grass, just dirt. No one moves her or anyhting and a few of the people in the back are giggling. I don’t think she was well liked.

Anyway, I recorded the retarded guy on my phone, explaining just how she fell “just like that” but I stopped it right before his co-worker yells out “Stop explaining it before you fall on YOUR ass too!”

I was there for like, 15 minutes and no ambulance ever came, even though it was a block away from charity.

Stencil Revolution

Found a cool site for stencils and such. I’m thinking about coming up with a few designs and selling some shirts. Bike designs maybe?.

Stencil Revolution