I’m trying to decide if I should go see White Bitch tonight at Twi-Ro-Pa.

Pros

1. He kicks ass.
2. I usually never know about his shows until afterwards.
3. I really want one of the posters.

Cons

1. The show is $10, and I’d have to dip further into my rent money to go.
2. I’d have to ride my bike from Tchoupitoulas to my house. At night. Through the hood. Alone.
3. See #1.