It’s all a big circle

Last night in Sociology we started talking about Mental Disorders. I’m not sure why, since they don’t really apply directly to Sociology, but I didn’t really care because I find MEntal Disorders totally fascinating. We covered a few Thought Disorders (schizophrenia and schizosomethingelse), the big Mood Disorders (Depression, Bi-Polar, etc) and discussed Phobias & Anxiety Disorders. I was going to show off my knowledge of obscure phobias since I researched a few for a paper in highschool – but all I could remember was Triscadecaphobia (fear of the number 13) and Meusaphobia (fear of pregnancy). I used to know the “fear of being eaten alive by sharks” and the “fear of having peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth” but I couldn’t remember them.

Obligatory compulsive google search for phobias:

ALLODOXAPHOBIA – fear of opinions
ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA – fear of having peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth
DEXTROPHOBIA – fear of objects at the right side of the body
GENIOPHOBIA – fear of chins
GENUPHOBIA – fear of knees
GRAPHOPHOBIA – fear of handwriting
ITHYPHALLOPHOBIA – fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
IDEOPHOBIA – fear of ideas
KOINONIPHOBIA – fear of rooms
LACHANOPHOBIA – fear of vegetables
LEVOPHOBIA – fear of things at the left side of the body
LINONOPHOBIA – fear of string
LOGOPHOBIA – fear of words
MACROPHOBIA – fear of long waits
MNEMOPHOBIA – fear of memories
ONOMATOPHOBIA – fear of names
NOSTOPHOBIA – fear of returning home
OCTOPHOBIA – fear of the figure 8
OPTOPHOBIA – fear of opening one’s eyes
PAPYROPHOBIA – fear of paper
PANOPHOBIA – fear of everything
PHRONEMOPHOBIA – fear of thinking
PHOBOPHOBIA – fear of phobias
SELENOPHOBIA – fear of the moon
SIDEROPHOBIA – fear of stars
VESTIPHOBIA – fear of clothing
WALLOONPHOBIA – fear of the Walloons

Or, check out phobialist.com. Wow.

Anyway, I can’t wait until we get to Personality Disorders. I have many questions.

Mike West Tonight

I’m not going to bother sending out an e-vite – too much trouble and it’s usually the same turnout… but anyway, I just got this in my inbox:

Mike West
New Orleans Levee-billy music
http://www.mikewest.net

The Mike West Band will be playing The Maple Leaf, Oak Street, New Orleans this Sunday April 6, 9pm. Mike’s new CD, “The Man Who Could Fall Backwards”, will be available at the gig. You can also get it from the web site… hope you can make it out to the Maple Leaf….

I hope so too.

F the Skull of Dairy Queen!

This image is illegalSo today I got this 11 page threatening letter from Dairy Queen. They’re all pissed off because I used a parody of thier logo on a joke “Drama Queen” shirt that I sold on Cafe Press a while back. It struck me as odd because they contacted me 6 months ago about this, and CafePress removed my store from their site.. I thought it was all over with. Now, I’m being told, to paraphrase, that Drama Dairy Queen was damaged in the amount of the profits generated by my unauthorized sale of “these Drama Queen t-shirts“. They will be pursuing payment from me for these damages and suggest that I notify my insurance carrier.

Insurance carrier?

Drama Dairy Queen aparently doesn’t realise that I’m some bored geek behind a computer that thought “Drama Queen” was funny. If it makes them feel all warm and vindicated inside, I’ll send them the $12 dollars I made from the shirts. Geesh.

I’m never eating a Blizzard again.

UPDATE: 12/4/03

(By the way, I get tons of e-mails from people asking about the drama queen t-shirts. I really don’t have any, but this place does. Scroll all the way down past all the druggie shirts.)