Mmmmmmmm (free) Krispy Kreme for lunnnnch.

“The man said he felt as if “a bucketful of cold water” had been emptied on his head and raised an alarm he felt his groin and discovered that his genitals had disappeared, he witnessed said.

“In response to an alarm by Maibalangu, passers-by and customers who had gone to enjoy themselves at the ‘Syndicate’ joint swooped on the woman and beat her to a state of camas.”
http://allafrica.com/stories/200208060545.html

Um… uh… I want to make some witty comment about this so bad but the though of vanishing penuses has left me speechless. I’ll just quote the article again instead.

“I thank Allah for the help other people rendered to me to get my penis back.”

PS: What’s camas?

I just sat on hold for almost 20 minutes to ask a few questions about my insurance policy. After waiting said 20 minutes our other line rang a few times. I put the insurance agency on hold for 8 seconds while I told line 2 they had the wrong number. I click back to hear “Sarah” say “Hellooooo?” and then the sound of her hanging up the phone. She left me on hold for a half hour, then hangs up after 8 seconds. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

Ok, I feel better. Thank you, please drive to the second window. :)